Martin Sheen the Mexican and the ballad of bullshit tortillas

Martin Sheen is not Mexican. I know, I know, you’re shocked. He’s not even part “latino” or “hispanic,” he’s just a regular, run of the mill white guy. His real name is Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estévez and he changed it to Martin Sheen because he got tired of not getting calls returned for jobs he applied for. Sounds familiar.

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