I don't have a clever title for this

"How's that working out for you?"

"What?" 

"Being clever."

"Great..."

"Keep it up then."

If I told you how many times that conversation runs through my head you'd think I was nuts. Ah, who am I kidding? You probably already think I'm nuts. And maybe I am...

Or maybe you're nuts for being here, reading this. We'll leave that be for now. I hate that being on so…